Patty chokes on a banana

 

                                             Patty chokes on a banana 

                                                    Story four by XL-T

One day patty was sitting in the class he got 5 bananas and he carved a dolphin and then BIT the dolphin head off and then sucked on it  we all looked in disgust at him and then he yell hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha we all laugh and then he made a big house  out of bananas he went in and then farted and the house went down like dust he dive into the bananas and he yelled reeeeeeeeeeeeee  and then he choked on five bananas and made the dumbest sound and then he had a big kaka it still is reeks the toilet stinks at school and when we walk out we yell patty you stink  he just laugh and choke on his bananas we all think that he will died by a banana when he is 15. The end.

Patty roasts the prime minister

 

                                             Patty roasts the prime minister. 

                                                        Story three. By rm 

  One day patty was watching Shrek on his TV and he released the movie finished but also he realized the there was no Shrek 5 so he went outside which is something he would not do much 

Because he would be doing tic tok dances. He thought a lot about how he could get Shrek

5 so he started a petition to see how many people wanted Shrek 5 so he got his clipboard 

And his pen and put his twirly wherly in his jacket and then went to the streets . There were some people that wanted Shrek 5  and this one hitchhiker said what a cute little boy and squeezed his chin once he did that it cheesed patty off and by the way don't squeeze  his chin so patty bet up the hitchhiker. he got enough people to sign his form so then he paid a visit to the prime minister 

He showed the form and the prime minister said no  patty started to roast him he said “you ugly.” then the prime minister said good i was just trying to look just like you. 5 hours later the prime minister let patty get Shrek 5 because  she was sick of roasting patty. The end

Patty drinks the school water supply.

 

                                  Patty drinks the school water supply.

                                                     Story two. By KM

One wet and windy day there was a truck that came to school with a big water tank on the back. And Patty realized the school does not need water so the next day he came to school fully prepared, he brought a metal straw to school. “Why do you have a straw patty.” Robbie asked.   “None your beeswax” said Patty with the wrong grammar. Patty went around to the tank and said to himself “gotta be like bad-lad.” So then Patty chugs the whole tank and then the teachers find him and say “we have no water now thanks to you.” he says flat on the floor and groans. The end.

The Wild Hammer Head Patty.

                          The wild patty turns into a wild hammerhead patty.

                                                      By RM and KM

On a fine day when we were going sailing our friend Rylin (who we call Patty because his last name is Patterson.) put the twirly whirly he made at tech in his jersey so he looked like he was a hammerhead shark.“This is a documentary about the wild hammerhead Patty.” Kaeden said in a David Attenborough accent. We all started laughing, then Patty made weird noises so we think the twirly whirly changed his mood. Then he started staring at people through the bus window saying “hey!”. Then the bus driver took a wrong turn and Patty said “he did an opsie.” and then started doing tic tok dances through the bus window. Then we arrived at the lake, so sadly our story ends here. But let's just say he went a bit crazy afterwards.

Maths- Hexagrammic Pyramid

 In math we got given nets so I got the Hexagrammic Pyramid. It was extremely hard. It has 13 faces 6 vertices and 13 edges .

I think I failed but I still finished.

I learnt that I have to fold along the lines, because I did not do it and it is very bad.

Math's - Making cubes nets.

 

we made nets .

Maths - Parallel and perpendicular.

 

Perpendicular is when point A-B crosses with point C-D to make a right angle.

Parallel is when the sides are the same opposite sides the same width apart.  

Hikihiki, Our New Playground.

 On Friday, our Principal, Liz Weir opened a new play ground called Hikihiki, I was not here on Friday which is sad. But here are some photo's from Tuesday the next week of our studio having a turn.

The Runaway Hedgehog Called SONIC.

 Once I woke up with my dog Arlo sleeping next to me, I got dressed then went trough to the living room and opened the curtains. Then I saw a little brown thing running in the fire pit. 

So then I ran outside and took a video of him.

This is the wrong video so I am sorry but its fine.

I then saw my mum looking from behind the window wondering what I was doing. Then I pointed at the hedgehog and she came out to look and then she said "poor hedgehog." so we got my sisters to take some photo's. 

Then my mum went inside and got a bucket and some gloves and then got the hedgehog out who I've now called Sonic which is SUPER original. so she came back and then gently pushed the hedgehog into the bucket.

Then we thought about putting Sonic at school but then I thought kids might trample him so we put him in a flax bush down our driveway.

Top Ten Tips To Survive Being A Senior.

1. Always try your hardest.

2. Take every opportunity that comes to you.

3. Don't stress about the teachers.

4. Try to make new friends.

5. Have good manners.

6. Look after the younger kids.

7. Make three blog posts a week...

8. don't talk back to the teachers.

9. HAVE LOTS OF KNOWLEDGE.

10. Don't be a liar.